Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Film Review: "Muck"


Before I start with my review of “Muck”, I want to disclose that I recently contributed to the “Muck: Feast of St. Patrick” Kickstarter campaign back in December of last year, which enabled me to receive a digital copy of “Muck: Feast of St. Patrick” and the shooting script PDF and Blu-Ray of “Muck”.

I just want to let everyone reading this that this is my unbiased review of the film.

“Muck” is a film that has been hyped on major horror sites for the last year and finally being released through Anchor Bay Entertainment. The film is the middle part of a planned trilogy with the first and third films being shot at a later date. The film is about a group of friends who emerged from the dark marshes all bloodied and battered. They hide at a vacant vacation home in hopes of escaping. Soon they are going to find out that the nightmare isn’t over as something mysterious is still stalking them. Can they find a way out of this madness or will they end up dead as the people that they’ve been partying with earlier in the night.

“Muck” is a horror film that has been gathering my interest since hearing about this last year. The last time I could remember a horror film having this same interest was back when the first “Hatchet” film came out. I was worried in the beginning of the film that this was going to be a failure with it started, but thankfully this was a fun slasher film.

One of the things that I liked about this film was Steve Wolsh’s direction. One of the thing that makes it good was the fact that the action scenes had an intense and gory feel to it. It made the build up to it feel rewarding, as I thought it moved a little too slow at times between action sequences. It grabbed my interested in the film and kept it through the last half hour. The other thing that makes this good was the way that Wolsh directs his cast. I liked, the way that he makes sure that performances aren’t taken too seriously, as this gives the film a throwback vibe to cheesy 80’s horror films. It made the characters entertaining to watch and you’re interested in seeing what happens next.

Wolsh’s screenplay for the most part was good. I liked how he able to create some good action sequences. While this feels like a throwback film, the action scenes felt intense. From the way it was created to its execution, everything had an intense feel to it. It helps cover up some of the film’s flaws with how the story started as this makes me want to check out the upcoming prequel to this film. The only thing that I had a problem with was the fact some of the non-action scenes was a little too long. It’s a minor grip that I have with this film, as it hurt the flow of the film a little bit. It would’ve been nice if those scenes were trimmed down a little bit or cut. It would’ve helped the story move a little better but the payoff to the action scenes is what makes this an entertaining film that I can recommend.

“Muck” is a film that many people might not get right away with its structure and the fact that this is the middle film of a planned trilogy. But if you’re into bloody violence and intense action, this film delivers on its bloody mayhem and makes you interested in future installments.

Review Rating: Four Stars

"Jonah Lives" Set to Rise from the Grave and Into You're Own Home


Wild Eye Releasing recently send the horror chamber information for their upcoming release of "Johan Lives". The film stars B-movie legend Brinke Stevens (Nightmare Sisters, Teenage Exorcist, Bad Girls from Mars), Jocelyn Padilla and Ryan Boudreau.

Special features on the DVD includes  a behind the scenes featurette with Brinke Stevens, a Fall River post-screening celebration featurette, teasers and trailers.

"Jonah Lives" hits retail on April 21st.

Press Release:

Wild Eye Releasing has announced the April 21st DVD release of film festival hit Jonah Lives. Hailed as "a fine cinematic debut" by Horrornews.net, Jonah Lives stars B-movie legend Brinke Stevens (Nightmare Sisters, Teenage Exorcist, Bad Girls from Mars) as a woman who thought she'd gotten away with murder, until some bored teens with a ouija board accidentally bring her buried secret back with a vengeance. The film was shot in Fall River, MA, the home of Lizzie Borden and site of the infamous Borden family murders that remain unsolved to this day.

A group of suburban teenagers find themselves embroiled in a story of revenge from beyond the grave. Foolishly playing with a ouija board, they contact the spirit of a murdered man. Jonah rips his way out of the earth in the form of a murderous zombie, intent on avenging his untimely demise. Before he can rip out the heart of his killer, he must claim the lives of the teens that disturbed his rest.

The DVD release of Jonah Lives (SRP $14.95) will exclusively include a behind the scenes featurette with Brinke Stevens, a Fall River post-screening celebration featurette, teasers and trailers.

Official Cover Art and Promo Panels from Episode 3 of "Escape From Jesus Island"


Wisdumb Productions recently send us the cover art and promo panels for episode 3 of "Escape From Jesus Island.

In episode 3, the Vatican Black Ops find themselves trapped on Malsum Island after their helicopter crashes. To make matters worse, their trapped with the Antichrist’s mutant soldiers while trying to locate and steal the Son of God.

"Escape from Jesus Island" Episode 3 hits retail in May.

For more information on this comic, you can visit the comic's official website at: http://jesusisland.com/

Press Release:

“Escape From Jesus Island” unveils cover for Episode 3

Fans of the religious horror comic book series, “Escape From Jesus Island,” received a special Easter treat with the release of Mortimer Glum’s main cover art for Episode 3, due out in May.

The series, launched via Kickstarter and endorsed by horror legend Clive Barker, tells the tale of an ill-fated attempt to clone Jesus that unleashes the Antichrist and sets into motion the End Times.

“Easter seemed like the perfect time to unveil our main cover for EFJI#3,” said series writer Shawn French. “As with previous issues, we’ll also have a few limited-edition variant covers. Details are coming soon on those.”

13-year-old Pennsylvanian Aidan Dollak joins a half-dozen fans and Kickstarter backers who will appear as mutants in the coming issue. “Including our most passionate fans in the story was a big part of the plan from the start,” French said. “It’s important to us that the people who helped us get here are properly immortalized in our pages… generally by being torn apart in horrible fashion.”

The comic is currently being adapted into a video game by veteran designer Eric Pavone (“Deus Ex: Human Revolution,” “Army of Two,” “Spider-Man 2: The Movie”). The old-school dungeon crawler will be released on Windows and serves as a prequel to the comics, allowing players to control a teenage Antichrist and three custom-made mutant freaks on a quest to conquer Malsum Island and release the clones.

Episode 3 synopsis: Finding themselves stranded on Malsum Island after their chopper went down, the Vatican Black Ops must fend off the Antichrist’s mutant horde while trying to find and steal the Son of God.

For much more info about the project, visit www.JesusIsland.com.



Monday, April 6, 2015

Why “Jason X” is a Guilty Pleasure Film Instead of an Abomination


I recently had a chance to contribute to The Shock Chamber's Friday the 13th retrospective back in March. I wrote an article there on why "Jason X" is a guilty pleasure film than a complete failure. Here's my article from March 13th of this year.

What is a guilty pleasure film? It’s a film that is bad in many ways that you don’t want to see it, then somehow it catches your attention. Then, you watch the film and come out feeling that you’ve watched a train wreck but I can’t help but like this for little or no reason. “Jason X” is one of those films for me. The first time that I saw this film was around 2006, when I was flipping around channels and came upon this film. I was watched the last bit of it and liked it for no reason. So one day, I decide to check it to see how absurd this was. It was that for the most part but I couldn’t help liking the film for its train wreck qualities.

The film is directed by the late Jim Isaac (The Horror Show, Skinwalkers). It takes place in the 25th century where a group of students are going to find out that you don’t unthaw people like Jason Vorhess, when they take the frozen bodies of him and a beautiful doctor on their spaceship after visiting Crystal Lake. Now, Jason Voorhess is finding out the future is more advanced than his trademark machete. Can the students find a way to stop his reign of terror, before he obliterates them all in the final film in the original Friday the 13th series?

I was asked to participate in Shock Chamber’s Friday the 13th retrospective because I did this before back in October for their Halloween retrospective. I jumped at the chance at this immediately because I liked some of the films in the Friday the 13th series. When I was asked which Friday the 13th film that I wanted to review, I knew immediately that I wanted to tackle “Jason X” because I have a lot to say about this film. But I never knew this would feel more like an article than a review.

You might be thinking to yourself, how I’m going to rip this film to shreds because this is one of those films that I have no business liking. But I’m not going to do this here, as “Jason X” one of my favorite guilty pleasure horror films of all time.

I’ll start out with what I liked. I thought Jim Issac’s direction wasn’t that bad given the circumstances that he had. Whether it’s the way that he directs to the action to how he tries to make the material work, he does enough to make everything somewhat entertaining in Todd Farmer’s overly ambitious screenplay. I wished Issac’s had a better screenplay that was more grounded in the present than in space. It would’ve made the film better and not liked so much for its train wreck qualities. The other thing that I liked was the fact this film has some good death scenes. It was creatively done well on both the screenplay and directing ends. There was some actual thought into those scenes, as they use this futuristic setting to be creative with that aspect. It manages to get my interest enough that I continued to watch the film. I wished that there was actual thought into the film’s screenplay and dialogue as well.

But ultimately, this film is a very bad film. One of the reasons that this film should be a complete failure was its cheesy effects. The spaceships feel the ones that you would see in an eighty’s science fiction film and VR effects didn’t blow me away either. I know this film cost 11 million dollars to make. I can’t understand why they could’ve added better effects, as it tells you how much New Line really cared about this film to begin with. It’s not asking much to spend an extra couple of million dollars to make them look passible because the effects in this film were lazy and cheap. They should have set this film in the present. At least, I wouldn’t have had to endure the cheap lazy effects that this film has. The other thing that I didn’t like was the dialogue. It was kind of annoying at times. I know that he was trying to make these characters feel like college students, but it made me want to shut these characters up myself. This should’ve been the point that I turned off the channel, but it took this film into train wreck territory.

The only characters in this film that would be interesting in another film were the film’s main character, Rowan and Sgt. Brodski. I wished there were better characters for this film for these characters to deal with. Everyone else were so annoying that I wish this film only had a final girl.

“Jason X” might be the most hated entry for most Jason fans, but this film strangely becomes a train wreck that I couldn’t take my eyes off the screen. That’s why this film falls under a guilty pleasure film.

Official Stills for the Alien Horror Film "Exile"


Midnight Releasing recently send us over stills for their upcoming release of the alien horror film "Exile". The film stars Dylan O'Brien, Katie Reed and Dennise Cisneros.

"Exile" hits retail on April 7th.

Plot Synopsis:

The children of isolated desert town Sunderland face an all-consuming choice: They can attend school to learn the teachings of The Angel, an extraterrestrial being that arrived 10 years ago, and 'Evolve' like their parents who were turned into mindless drones, or be exiled to the wasteland.






Jess Franco's "She Killed In Ecstasy" Makes a Killing on DVD & Blu-Ray


Severin Films recently send us over information for the upcoming DVD and limited edition Blu-Ray of Jess Franco's classic horror film "She Killed in Ecstasy". The film stars Beni Cardosi, Soledad Miranda (Vampyros Lesbos), Howard Venron (The Awful Dr.Orloff) Paul Muller (Nightmare Castle) and Ewa Stromberg (Vampyros Lesbos).

Special features on the DVD and Blu-Ray includes German Trailer, Jess Killed in Ecstasy: Interview With Writer/Director Jess Franco, Sublime Soledad: Interview With Soledad Miranda Historian Amy Brown, Stephen Thrower on She Killed in Ecstasy: Interview With Author of Murderous Passions:, The Delirious Cinema of Jess Franco and Paul Muller on Jess Franco: Interview With frequent Franco Star. The Blu-Ray will also include a CD with the soundtracks for "She Killed in Ecstasy" and "Vampyros Lesbos".

"She Killed in Ecstasy" hits retail on May 12th.

Plot Synopsis:

The erotically charged follow up to the Jess Franco DVD smash hit, Vampyros Lesbos.The enchanting Soledad Miranda stars as a woman intent on avenging the death of her lover, a doctor who committed suicide after his experiments on human embryos were condemned by the medical establishment. With an insatiable lust for vengeance, she sets out to kill those responsible for his suicide.

Saturday, April 4, 2015

"Evil Bong 420 To Premeire on Hulu, Full Moon Streaming and Other VOD Platforms


Full Moon Features recently send the horror chamber over information about the premiere of their latest film "Evil Bong 420". If you're counting "Gingerdead Man vs Evil Bong", this is the fifth film in the series. The film stars Robin Sydney, John Patrick Jordan, Amy Paffath, Sonny Carl Davis and adult films stars Tanya Tate, Janice Griffith, Rorie Moon, Nina Elle, Ella Darling, and cameos by legendary Queen of the B’s Director David DeCoteau and David Del Valle.

"Evil Bong 420" will make its debut on various VOD platforms including HULU, VUTOPIA, MGO, FullMoonStreaming.com, Vimeo, Amazon Instant, GooglePlay, BigStarMovies, ConTV. The VOD release date for the film is April 20th.

Press Release:

Polish your balls and head to the lanes because Full Moon’s most far-out character, the malevolent mind-fogging EVIL BONG is back, baked and more brutal than ever in this, the ultimate stoner trip: EVIL BONG 420! And this time, our beloved BONG is sending his sinister smoke signals via an exclusive worldwide streaming premiere!

Go to http://FullMoonStreaming.com to watch the trailer or here: https://youtu.be/RHeb6Mr9fuc

EVIL BONG 420 sees series regulars Sarah Leigh (Robin Sydney), Larnell (John Patrick Jordan), Rabbit (Sonny Carl Davis), Velicity (Amy Paffrath), Hambo, EeBee, Gingerdead Man, and Ooga Booga all return to the fold along with tons of insane surprise guests, including adult stars Tanya Tate, Janice Griffith, Rorie Moon, Nina Elle, Ella Darling, and cameos by legendary Queen of the B’s Director David DeCoteau and David Del Valle!

Rabbit has escaped the Evil Bong’s World of Weed, and has opened a topless bowling alley. It’s the Grand Opening and the balls are rolling, the boobs are bouncing and the weed is plentiful. When his old friends, Larnell and Sarah Leigh stop by to help him celebrate his wacky new business venture, things are finally looking up for Rabbit, right? Wrong! Evil Bong is hot on Rabbit’s trail. With the help of the murderous Gingerdead Man, they crash the most balls out party of the century. But Gingerdead Man has plans of his own when he learns that the secret to becoming a real man is getting his cookies off.

After the runaway success of EVIL BONG, EVIL BONG 2: KING BONG, EVIL BONG 3: THE WRATH OF BONG and the mental monster mash-up GINGERDEAD MAN VS. EVIL BONG, Full Moon once more lights up the BONG for our maddest movie yet: EVIL BONG 420 and you’ll be able to see it first on a WORLDWIDE STREAMING PREMIERE on- when else - April 20th, 2015… That’s right! On 4.20!!

Catch EVIL BONG 420 on HULU, VUTOPIA, MGO, FullMoonStreaming.com, Vimeo, Amazon Instant, GooglePlay, BigStarMovies, ConTV and many more streaming platforms, dropping on the ultimate weed-friendly day. Full Moon refuses to bogart this joint…we want to pass the BONG gospel around. It’s the movie with its mind firmly in the gutter. EVIL BONG 420 has the biggest balls, boobs and bongs you’ll see all year.

"Evil Bong 4:20": Official Trailer